| Acro name: | Yose |
| Other nicks: | I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you |
| Real name: | Phil |
| Further identification records (ICQ, AOL IM nick, e-mail addy): | ICQ 11222859 |
| As you know, there is an Asylum rule against a/s/l checks, so... | If you don't know by now, you must be a guy. |
| If I had to play in one of the age-themed rooms, it would be: | 60 somethings, I hear the women there have money and they are lonely (justkidding Molly) |
| Assuming I am straight (not that there's anything wrong with being homosexual), one member of the opposite sex I would be attracted to is: | Since I'm already attracted to Molly, she doesn't qualify for thisquestion. I WOULD be attracted to Hillary Clinton. With a wife like her, Iwouldn't have to decide on just one (just ask Bill, under oath, with ambiguous questions) |
| My favorite place that I live in is: | The Kitchen |
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| When I don't get my meds, one celebrity that I think I am is: | I think I look a lot like Wilson from Home Improvement. |
| My favorite acro topic(s) is/are: | History, celebrities, sports |
| My least favorite acro topic(s) is/are: | Acrophobes (we frown on panderingdon't we?) |
| I became a Loonie because: | As a card carrying founding member (or damnclose to it) I did not "become" a Loonie, I helped create the status (somewould say I define it) |
| One notable experience I have had in/because of acro is: | Molly and Imanaged to keep niece and nephew entertained at a family party by introducing them to Acro (sorry for inflicting kids on the room for thatnight) |
| I tend to play acro at: | Evenings and weekends when I'm not working (notoften enough on both counts) |
| Other online places I play: | www.adultsRus.com is fun. In one game, they show a picture of a body part and give you 5 letters that you have to comeup with names for that part starting with. |
| Other things that rock my world are: | Molly does one hell of a job in thatregard. The kids are great too (when their asleep at least) |
| Favorite food: | WINGS!!! |
| Favorite book: | The Internal Revenue Code (it pays the mortgage) |
| Favorite movie: | Clint Eastwood's you name it: Spaghetti Westerns, DirtyHarry series, Kelly's Heroes (top of the list). Also, Dirty Dozen, CoolHand Luke, Animal House, most of the Bond flicks and, of course, The Rugrats Movie (just seeing if anyone really reads all of this crap). |
| My solution for the Y2K problem: | Let's take a variation on Daylightsavings time. Instead of setting our clocks back an hour just in the fall,let's set them back an hour every thirty minutes. I figure that way, I'llbe back in College and having fun again when I retire and the computer consultants will have an endless revenue stream. |
| LEAST favorite type of acro: | One not written by me. |
| Pet peeve: | Snerts that don't know when to stop |
| The best thing I prepare to eat is: | I'm told I make a mean pot of coffee. I'm also fairly adept at opening up a bag of chips. Wait a minute, onetime I stirred up the contents of a sour cream container and an onion soupmix and made Onion Dip that people said was edible. That's my specialty! |
| My acro playing style is: | Mindless meandering with intermittent (okayrare) flashes of unconscious brilliance (if I do say so myself) |
| Something else I just felt like sharing: | I would love to share my mortgage with all of my good friends. I'm breaking it out in $1,000 increments so Ican spread the joy to each and every one of my generous buddies in theAsylum. |